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According to Eric Cartman, he’s not fat – he’s big-boned. But, after enjoying treats like his Toaster Pastry Chocolate Mix Butter Ball, it is hard to argue that he is, in fact, a fatass.
Cartman makes this outrageously fattening snack right before he is sent away to, you guessed it… fat camp. The simplicity and decadence of the ‘Butter Ball’ would make anyone’s mouth drool and arteries harden.
The Toaster Pastry Chocolate Mix Butter Ball is made up of two toasted pastries (Pop-Tart or equivalent), a stick of butter, and chocolate mix.
Start by toasting the pastries. While they are toasting, roll the stick of butter in some chocolate mix (or chocolate chips, if you’re in the mood like I was!). Once the pastries are toasted, smoosh the butter in between them.
Since all of us don’t have the authoritah over our stomachs to handle such a rich dessert, my suggestion is to use just a little bit of butter on the pastries and then sprinkle them with chocolate.
Indulge your inner Cartman and pig out on this wholly unhealthy dish while watching your favorite episode of Terrance and Phillip!
‘Butter Ball’ Ingrediants:
2 Toaster pastries
1 Full stick of butter
½ cup of chocolate mix/ground chocolate
