In all your frightening dreams of Kenny dying and coming back to life, I know the scariest must involve the friendly folk of South Park chasing you down the street, moaning “Piiiiink Eeeeeye”. Their ashen green faces brought on by bouts of sticky, red dripping eyes they can’t seem to stop touching.
As another Halloween draws near and we eagerly await the next installment of bloody, frightening holiday bliss from our favorite perpetual fourth graders, get your All Hallows Eve drink on with this pink eye, zombie action inducing drinkage!
Cut a hole on one end of the radish to fit the olive in. Then, with a knife, carefully peel away layers of the radish skin, showing more of the white underneath. Making squiggle lines with your knife cuts; make your radish look like bloodshot veins.
It took me a practice radish to get the eyeball looking gory enough for a South Park zombie, so have a few extras. Place these in the freezer and use them as pink eyeball ice cubes in your zombifying drink.
Worchestchire Zombie Drink:
For a formaldehyde-lacking zombie drink, you will need:
2 oz beet juice
2 oz tomato juice
2 oz rum, you’re going to need it!
dash of lemon juice
dash of Worchestshire sauce
Sea salt to rim the glass
Rim your glass with salt then add the liquid ingredients. Don’t forget the Worchestshire sauce, the thrilling secret ingredient accidentally introduced and spread through the population by our dearest undead Kenny.
How pink are your zombie eyeballs this year? Make your own zombie eyes and share your best sticky pink eyeball pictures with us!